zeldathemes

15 years of what you could call life and still not ginger. Killjoy for life. In love with Green Day. Whovian, Sherlockian, Potterhead... Oh, and i'm really into Vocaloid, Free! And Madoka Magica.

Honey, you should see me in a crown.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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mintotii:

セントクレアワンピースMary Magdalene

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

edwardian-time-machine:

Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain on the set of their new film, Crimson Peak
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This looks like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter on the set of another Tim Burton movie

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

edwardian-time-machine:

Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain on the set of their new film, Crimson Peak

Source

This looks like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter on the set of another Tim Burton movie

disneyvillainsforjustice:

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

"Another scene I remember now as an adult is every morning at school we started the day with the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag…there was the American flag flying over the camp but I could also see the barbed wire fence and the sentry towers pointing at us from my schoolhouse window as I recited the words ‘With liberty and justice for all’." - George Takei, The Daily Show (July 24, 2014). 

Full Episode (apologies, The Daily Show website does not have the best video player). 

To Be Takei documentary official website. 

- Mod Dawes Sr. 

bravinto:

ambiguously:

i am too gay and beautiful to do math

buckyxbarnes:

What do you think it is about Hawkeye that’s so compelling as a character?

mindfang:

never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

snorlaxatives:

shootingstarm:

snorlaxatives:

does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

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I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

basedgosh:

true dedication is blogging despite the fact that no one paying attention to you